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[spoiler]Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. - J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' - Lord Barnett
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
I'm just driving this way to tork you off. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
Keep honking, I'm reloading. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. - Arcamax Jokes (Down South Bumper Stickers)
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. - Arcamax Jokes (Great Truths That Children Have Learned)
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - coolfunnyquotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - coolfunnyquotes.com
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. - coolfunnyquotes.com
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. - coolfunnyquotes.com
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. - thinkexist.com
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. - thinkexist.com
Hold down your Shift key and no. 4 key at the same time. In about a second, you will be making $$$ fast. - Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch while everyone wonders how you did it. - Anonymous
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
Plagiarism saves time. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
If at first you don't succeed, try management. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. - Arcamax Jokes (Thoughts To Change Your Outlook)
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. - thinkexist.com
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. - Janeane Garofalo
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' - Tommy Cooper
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. - thinkexist.com
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
When the going gets tough, upgrade. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
He who laughs last probably made a back-up. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do. - Arcamax (Murphy's Laws of Computing)
No one ever says: "It's only a game," when their team is winning. - Arcamax Jokes (Sports Quote)
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man with one chopstick go hungry. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Man who break wind in church sit in own pew. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Crowded elevator smell different to midget. - Arcamax Jokes (Wizened Proverbs)
Always give 100% at work - 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday. - Arcamax Jokes (Truisms)
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. - Arcamax Jokes (Truisms)
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? - Arcamax Jokes (Truisms)
There can't be another crisis this week, my schedule is completely full. - Arcamax Jokes (Crisis)
If the enemy is in range, so are you. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Laws Of Combat)
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Laws Of Combat)
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you're ready for them. b. When you're not ready for them. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Laws Of Combat)
There is always a way. The easy way is always mined. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Laws Of Combat)
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Laws Of Combat)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Arcamax Jokes (Things To Ponder)
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Words sewn on a maternity dress
Don't A55UME. It makes an A55 out of U and ME. - Anonymous
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - Arcamax Jokes (New Old Sayings)
There's no place like (http://www.)home(.com) - Arcamax Jokes (New Old Sayings)
Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks. - Arcamax Jokes (New Old Sayings)
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot. - Arcamax Jokes (Lampner's Law of Employment)
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag. - Arcamax Jokes (The Grocery Bag Law)
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale. - Arcamax Jokes (Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness)
The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location. - Arcamax Jokes (Kenny's Law of Auto Repair)
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Arcamax Jokes (Made You Think)
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. - Arcamax Jokes (Made You Think)
I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. - Arcamax Jokes (Made You Think)
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. - Arcamax Jokes (Bigamy)
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. - Arcamax Jokes (Ladies Bumper Stickers)
Coffee... Chocolate... Men... Some things are just better rich. - Arcamax Jokes (Ladies Bumper Stickers)
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! - Arcamax Jokes (Women's Bumper Stickers)
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time! - Arcamax Jokes (Women's Bumper Stickers)
Do not start with me. You will not win. - Arcamax Jokes (Women's Bumper Stickers)
You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up. - Arcamax Jokes (Women's Bumper Stickers)
All stressed out, and no one to choke! - Arcamax Jokes (Women's Bumper Stickers)
Denial (The Nile) ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own. - Aesop
Stop complaining. Anything you get for free is worth exactly what you pay for it. - Arcamax Jokes (Free Stuff)
Yes, you’re right. The early bird does get the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese! - Arcamax Jokes (Early Bird)
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. - Bob Hope
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. - Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon... smart too late. - Mike Tyson
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - coolfunnyquotes.com
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - coolfunnyquotes.com
Why fart it and waste it, when you can burp it and taste it? - Anonymous
Whoever said that nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door. - Anonymous
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Arcamax Jokes (A Cowboy's Guide to Life)
All great discoveries are made by mistake. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
All's well that ends. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done. - Arcamax Jokes (Murphy's Law - The Tech Version)
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. - Anonymous
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - Anonymous
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. - Anonymous
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. - Arcamax Jokes (Rules For Life)
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. - Arcamax Jokes (Rules For Life)
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. - Arcamax Jokes (Rules For Life)
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. - Arcamax Jokes (Rules For Life)
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..' - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!' - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Arcamax Jokes (Marriage Quotes By Men)[/spoiler]
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